Thursday, 3 July 2014

Dear Mrs. Robin

I noticed today that you decided to use my beautiful hanging fushcia as a new home for your nest.
Even though, they have finished their first bloom, you must know that I water them everyday.
Also, you should know that I have one of these...
AND one of these...
The blonde one especially likes to control the entire backyard and doesn't like intruders.
I'm going to suggest that you take your beautifully (and quickly) constructed home to one of the other MILLION shrubs or bushes in the neighbourhood, not 5 feet from my back door.
Good luck to you and the offspring.